momwritings

Saturday, October 29, 2011

SEAFOOD JOKES

I laugh so hard tilapia my pants!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

SEAFOOD QUOTES

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

SEAFOOD QUOTES

First I lobster and then I flounder!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

WEAR PINK

Wear pink to make the boys wink!

ATTITUDE

Attitude is altitude!

Friday, October 21, 2011

HALLOWEEN RIDDLE

Why did dracula take cold medication?

-He wanted to stop his coffin.

Monday, October 17, 2011

HALLOWEEN RIDDLE

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

-He didn't have the guts.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

THANKSGIVING RIDDLE

What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?

---Your nose.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

THANKSGIVING RIDDLE

In what country,ironically, does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
------- Turkey

Sunday, October 2, 2011

LOVE WHAT YOU DO

Do what you love and
you will love what you do.